Internet’s Best and Most Accurate 2020 NBA Mock Draft

 

Now that the 2020 Draft Lottery is complete, we know what the full draft order will be.

The good news is, we already know who each team will take based on history. This is not your typical mock draft.

1. Wolves	2 point guards, who the team believes will be better than Steph Curry
2. Warriors	Someone who can shoot threes off the bench and pass to Curry and Klay Thompson
3. Hornets	Previous NCAA All-American and/or NCAA Champion
4. Bulls	Will be traded for #7 pick, joining Lauri Markkanen, Wendell Carter Jr and Coby White as 4 straight #7 picks on the Bulls.
5. Cavs	Expected to receive a nice note from his boss, written in Comic Sans when he departs via free agency in 5 years
6. Hawks	Good passing skills to compliment Trae Young’s shooting
7. Pistons	Random player you’ll never hear from in three years
8. Knicks	Bust, who will be traded for nothing in 2 years
9. Wizards	Future replacement for Bradley Beal
10. Suns	Hybrid between Devin Booker and Dragan Bender
11. Spurs	Most fundamentally sound and boring player in the draft
12. Kings	Someone to help extend the team’s playoff drought to 15 years and beyond
13. Pelicans	Most physically fit player to help train Zion Williamson and get him into shape
14. Celtics	Average role player who will make Danny Ainge regret not trading this pick 3 years ago when it had maximum value
15. Magic	Player with the longest wingspan
16. Blazers	Responsible for wearing a watch and calling out when Dame Time is
17. Wolves	Will never play on national TV
18. Mavs	Best foreigner available
19. Nets	Physics major to help validate Kyrie Irving’s claims that Earth is flat
20. Heat	Good player, with a crazy story of how he got to the NBA, who doesn’t mind Jimmy Butler cursing at him in practice
21. 76ers	Will debut in 2021-22 after sitting out rookie season with an injury
22. Nuggets	Will be traded to Jazz on draft night (like Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert were)
23. Jazz	Major upgrade over Emmanuel Mudiay
24. Bucks	Won’t play with Giannis Antetokounmpo beyond 2021
25. Thunder	Raw, talented player
26. Celtics	Tacko Fall’s G-League teammate in 2021
27. Knicks	Will be traded for nothing in 2 years
28. Lakers	Trade for a future pick that becomes Bronny James
29. Raptors	Masai Ujiri will trade him to the Knicks in three years for 4 first round picks (Ujiri fleeced Knicks in Carmelo and Bargnani trades)
30. Celtics	Foreigner who never plays in NBA